I didn't go out on Christmas.  It was cold, and raining outside; so instead, I just stayed at home, and took a night off.  I deserved it, I felt.

     It has been a great inaugural year for 'The Drunken News'.  I am just getting started.

     As always, it is a fine line with who I mention, what I mention, and with what photographs I publish.  I haven't yet had anybody complain to remove a post.  I imagine it could happen at some point.  I try to be nice to most people by Not writing about them at all.  I usually only mention people who have gone to great lengths to annoy myself and others.  Trust me, there are plenty of those.

     A story comes to mind about a guy who said that this woman is absolutely crazy and nutty, and then when I saw that he was drunk, he gave her money.  My impression of him went down even lower.  I didn't think that was possible.

     Anyway, thanks for reading 'The Drunken News'.  I'm looking forward to another drunken year.

     I've never been happier, getting drunk every day.  It is a good time.