Nothing Offensive Here

     I'll keep 'The Drunken News' going no matter what.  It's fun, and I like to do it.  I enjoy writing about the bar life in San Francisco.  It's a riot to write when I am drunk.  It's a 'win-win' situation.
     I had some problems over the weekend on facebook.  They deleted a couple of my posts, which I didn't think were that bad at all.  My writing is honest.  But somebody didn't like it.
     A while back, my Sony account got banned for some video I made, which I didn't think was bad at all.  They didn't take too kindly to my 'artistic expression'.
     The thing with the web is that you can always start a new account.
     Anyway, it was very slow last night.  I didn't sell a single thing.  I did the night before that, so I have enough in my wallet to keep it all going.
     There's an upkeep cost for doing 'The Drunken News' and my Napkin Art.  I have to buy beers in order to justify being in the bar.  Then, at times, I get hungry, so my overhead goes up.  It is the price of doing business.
     Some film people interested in my work said I was a bad business man.  That is true.  I don't know the first thing about it.  I would much rather think about my art than making money.  It is way more fun.
     So, it isn't my fault if somebody gets their feathers ruffled up by what I do.  Even people in my own family have been dismayed by my thoughts and viewpoint about religion.  It isn't my fault they feel that way.  It is their problem, not mine.  I refuse to cater to a bunch of people who believe in fictional books and a 'Fictional God That Is Not There And Never Was'.

     Yeah, it was slow alright, but today is a new day.  I've learned to just treat each day as a new opportunity.  There is no point to pout about what happened before.
     So tonight, I will go in there, and try again.

     It is no fun thinking about how facebook has a final editorial say on what I write.  There is one lesson I've learned, though, and that is, "The House Always Wins".

     Maybe I won't write so much smack on facebook anymore.  I don't want to get my account banned.  However, there is nothing stopping me from writing smack about people here, haha.
   
     The way it works is, if somebody has gone out of their way to piss me off, that I remember it by the time I get home, then that is when I write the smack.
     I advise people that if they don't want to be written about, then they shouldn't go out of their way to make me mad.

     I mostly mind my own business, so I don't know why people mess with me in the first place.  Most of them are people with 'Nothing To Do'.

     Some people in the bar think I do my napkin art just to get attention.  God, those people can be so stupid.  It's like being in elementary school at times.

     'The Woman Who Won't Shut Up' was there again last night.  I hate it when she talks, and when her volume goes up, it is even worse.
     She always has to fill the room with her voice, no matter how many people are in there.  She doesn't understand 'talking at conversation level'.
     With her, it's like, "Everybody listen to me!  I'm talking!"
     All I can say is, "Shut Up, Woman."

     Then there is 'The Guy Who Busses Tables And Doesn't Even Work There And He Is Lousy At Bussing Tables Because What He Actually Wants To Do Is Flirt With Women'.
     The guy didn't even know who Alex Trebek was from Jeopardy.  It is because he has been living in a fishbowl since the 60's.

     Aaah, I feel better now that I've talked some smack.  'The Drunken News' wouldn't be what it is without it.
     Besides, it ain't as if I lie.  I write what I feel is the truth, and if people can't handle it, it ain't my problem.
     I will try to fictionalize more, so I don't get into trouble.  People get so touchy, you know.

    
Author's Notes:  Anyone offended by this article has some serious mental problems to begin with.

I wouldn't even know certain things about people if they didn't showboat in the bar so much.  They talk loud and want people to hear them.