'The Drunken News' would like to welcome readers who have ignored me for seventeen years.
Also welcome are readers who have ignored me for twenty-one years.
News Flash: All are welcome to move to another state if I hate you. There probably is a good reason, and I am probably not alone in this hate towards you.
If you hate me, well, you are welcome to move, because I'm not moving. So to get away from me, just jump on a plane to Denver, and then drive to Wyoming. Lots of room there.
I always talk about W.W. Jessica, but never R.W. Jessica. Well, Red Wine thought she lost her strawberry hat, but she found it in her hood. That is good.
I am too drunk to continue this, but thanks for your support.
It is time, to...pass out.
I <3 my haters! JK they can all rot in hell! LOL.
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