It is over.

     'The Drunken News', as you know it, is over.

     It is all done.

     It is finished.

     I am quitting 'The Drunken News' in its' current form.

     First, I have to edit every entry.  This will take some time, as there are over sixty entries.

     There are a few entries that I have to edit because some people don't like to be written about, so I have to fix that.  Some people have a sense of humor, some do not.

     'The Drunken News' will become 'fictional', so as to protect myself.

     Just so you know, 'The Drunken News' is my fifth most popular blog.  That means that I have four other blogs that people have read more of.  This is funny especially with those that have been offended for whatever reason.  It could be ego, pride, or that I tell the truth.  In any case, some people don't like what I do.  In actuality, they don't like what I do whether I write about them or not.  They don't like anything I do, and writing about them just exacerbates things.  So, everything will become 'fiction', like I said in the preceding paragraph.

     For those fans who liked 'The Drunken News' just as it is....well, sorry.  Some people don't swallow pills very well, so I have to change things.

     For those people who come to this blog just for the gossip....well, I feel sorry for you.  Really, I do...especially since the whole thing was intended as a big, fucking joke.

     See y'all, later, you pathetic bunch of hot air windbag lazy ragamuffin bastards and bitches.

     KISS MY GRITS.


     ( Thus ends 'The Drunken News' in its' current state. )

     Bye for now.

     The End.